Exclusive: EDL Ignorance Promotes Likelihood Of Tapeworm Epidemic

All seasoned anti-fascists are now familiar with the incidents of pig’s heads turning up in mosques, courtesy of the English Defence League; notably, Kevin Smith, who was recently charged for his version of this ridiculous game, and whose mug can be seen gracing both our newsreel and the latest edition of Searchlight in connection with this petty and frankly unhygienic crime.

It seems that the notion that Muslims cannot touch pork products has the bit between it’s teeth and is running apace towards the water-jumps.

This appeared on Facebook during the week; a veritable ‘How To’ of inciting violence between the EDL and the Muslim community:

Parasitic: Touching dead pork products is perilous to health

Considering this appeared on a predominantly ENA group, and given the similarity between the names ‘Malone’ and ‘Manone’, the suspicion doing the rounds is that this could well be the work of Bill Baker, whose calls for violence we exposed this week.

Also apparently written this week, a blog imaginatively titled, ‘Boot Islam’ posted the following recommendations to fascists wishing to ‘provoke the Mozzies’ (sic):

Far be it from us to be the ones to tell him that in fact, Muslims do NOT go to Hell if they touch pork products at all; we can only suspect this bizarre idea came from EDL assumptions and guesswork.

The actual facts are thus; in modern Islam, Muslims do NOT any longer consider pigs to be dirty creatures, but rather see eating pork as too similar to eating humans, given the amount of DNA the two species share. There is nothing stated anywhere that they will face Allah’s wrath if they touch pork products. It is stipulated that one must be clean – and have undergone ritual cleansing – after touching pig offal, but obviously this is dependent on circumstances, and if, for example, a Muslim were to be covered in pig offal through no fault of their own,then the cleansing should take place as soon as is reasonably practicable; if the EDL are expecting to see Muslims scuttling off home panicking the second a trotter lands near them, they will be massively disappointed.

You see, a sin is not actually a sin when it occurs on account of someone else.

The EDL’s continued ignorance of even the simplest of Islamic tenets is maybe their only saving grace; conviction based on lies and misconceptions is not conviction, it is delusion.

Also on the childishly puff-chested ‘BootIslam’ blog is this advice on how best to shoot Muslims (yes, really):

More stupid: Blogger has death wish

Well, we’re not going to tell him that amateurly modifying bullets is a good way to get your hands blown off…. not to mention the fact that, if this blogger’s identity should be revealed, he will have innumerable cases of incitement to public disorder, criminal damage and possibly possession of an illegal firearm to answer.

We’re wondering just how long it will be before someone tells the EDL that the reason their Jewish Division folded as quick as they put it up is due in no small part to the fact that Jews must also abstain from pork products. Of course, theology has never been the EDL’s forte, even when cosying up to potential ‘allies’.

Of course, the other side of all this handling of pork products is, rather than worrying about ‘Muzzies’, the EDL should be concerning itself with mozzies, the little carriers of infection that just love to leave their parasites on raw and uncovered meat. There is no way at all of knowing what diseases biting insects may carry from the meat to the person holding it, and if the parasite itself carries a parasite, the disease cycle can be never-ending and fatal.

Here is just a small section of the pathogens that the EDL can expect to experience epidemics of soon:

Salmonella
Causes diarrhoea, vomiting, cramps, fever and dehydration; this is the cause of many salmonella related deaths. Can exist for weeks outside the body of the host and in extreme cases can cause jaundice and liver damage.

E.Coli
Bloody and painful diarrhoea, loss of electrolytes leading to massive dehydration, internal intestinal sores and lesions, rare but possible complications can cause complete kidney failure and lifelong urinary tract diseases.

Toxoplasmosis
VERY hard to treat as 80% of cases present with NO symptoms, meaning damage can be done long before treatment is sought. Can be passed to foetus on expectant mothers and cause miscarriage and stillbirth. Can cause brain damage. Often fatal. Incurable and resides in the body forever after contraction.

Campylobacter
Extreme diarrhoea, cramps and vomiting. Rarely fatal, but very debilitating. Can cause damage to the GI tract.In rare cases, can cause meningitis, Guillain Barre syndrome (which causes the body’s immune system to attack itself resulting in compromised immunity), and convulsions if passed to children.

Trichinellosis
The primary bacteria carried by pigs and the cause of some serious and alarming symptoms including swelling of the face and eyes caused by fluid build-up, gastroenteritis, hemorrhages of the corneas and hands, blood disorders, and if often mistaken for infection and mistreated, causing the bacteria to spread and worsen. Often symptomless, therefore hard to diagnose and sometimes fatal.

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